Howdy ho ho yum yum yum Mom: Say kids, why the long faces? Here's a game I like to play Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdy ho ho yum yum yum Christmas Time has come! Sheila: Oh my God! His smell and his spirit linger on. Stan: We committed him. Shot of shark swimming in the tank. Stan: Come on dude, push! [Signing]Wellll, Kyle's mom's a bitch! Mr. Hankey: You know something pal, you smell an awful lot like flowers. Hankey." Stan: Hey, come on guys. [Cheering] Nerd: Stupid wop dago. "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" is the ninth episode of the first season of the American animated television series South Park. Don't you realize my son is Jewish?!? South Park Kids: [Singing]We wish you a Merry Christmas, we … Kyle: Don't call my mom a bitch, Cartman! Counselor: Uhh, oh my God, you sick little monkey! Receptionist: Jacket! Kyle is about to catch a snowflake. Sister: There's nothing to do. [South Park Mental Hospital] Mr. Hankey: I brought some friends with me. Philip: As I turn and look into the sun, the rays burn my eyes. Announcer: Then use the hand-crafted Hankey stand to add whatever eyes, mouth and hats you want. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Guess there's no reason for you to come, since you don't get Christmas presents. Wendy: Ah! Seasons Greetings to all of you! Stan: We'll catch up with you later Kyle. Kyle: Shut up fat boy! Cartman: Oh good, Kyle's mom is here to ruin Christmas. Sister: That one! Kyle, what the hell was that? The Ultra-Vibe Pleasure 2000. Kyle: Mr. Hankey, he comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet. Jewish people can't eat Christmas snow! Mr. Hankey: I reckon this could be a job for, Mr. Hankey. Kyle: Hey, how about Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo? Kyle: Mr. Hankey, he comes out of the toilet every year and gives presents to everybody who has a lot of fiber in their diet. Mom: I love you sweetheart. Everybody walks off, leaving Kyle alone. Brother: We're bored. Stan: You guys, I'm getting that John Elway football helmet for Christmas. Kyle walks up. Brother: Mr. Hankey Construction set. Hankey, the Christmas Poo' by South Park (OST) from English to Swedish Deutsch English Español Français Hungarian Italiano Nederlands Polski Português (Brasil) Română Svenska Türkçe Ελληνικά Български Русский Српски العربية فارسی 日本語 한국어 Wendy: Ok. Bring me lots of presents, I always believed in you. Cartman: I'm not fat! Stan: Nahh, I think it's against the law dude. Episode number 110 of South Park. Mr. Hankey: Stop fightin'! [Silence] Kyle: I'm not hearing that. [South Park Elementary School] The curtain opens, revealing a Nativity Scene Mr. Broslofski: Sheila, let me handle this. [Bb G F Em C D Ab Am B Dm Bbm Eb E A Abm Gb Ebm] Chords for Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo Lyrics with capo transposer, play along with guitar, piano, ukulele & mandolin. [Bus Stop] Sometimes he practically water. Mayor McDaniels: Yes Mr. Garrison? A bird flies overhead, pooping in Kenny's mouth. Stan: Yeh. Sheila: Kyle, shh. [On the set of Jesus and Pals] Get him out of here before he hurts anybody, okay. Kenny: Whew. The other kids proceed to catch snow flakes. Townsperson: Amen. No! Everybody's lights go off. Kyle: I said Ike's on fire. Advisory - the following lyrics contain explicit language: We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, and we all know Frosty whose made out of snow. This is like the worst Christmas I've ever seen. Counselor: Well, uh, a fecalphiliac is somebody who's obsessed with mookie stinks, Kyle. Mr. Hankeys' offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being … Stan: See you dude. Mayor McDaniels: Lose the mistletoe. Cartman: Well Kyle where is he? Kyle: Hey, how about you come to school with me tomorrow so I can at least prove I'm not crazy to my friends. Goons: Jacket, jacket, come with me ..... Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch! Counselor: Now, uh, Kyle, as your school counselor, uh, I want to try and help you confront your problem, 'kay. Kyle: It isn't fair, I don't want to be an outcast. [Gasp] She's a stupid bitch. The kids are run outside into the playground. But all of those stories seem kind of... gay I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Mr. Garrison: Okay kids, get ready to take your places. Im mr hanky the Christmas poo, Seasons greetings to I love you, Lets sing songs and dance and play, Now before I melt away. (Pffffft) You're not going to get away with this Mr. Garrison. Mr. Broslofski: Now, I want you to repeat after me, "there is no such thing as Mr. [Dramatic Music] Mr. Garrison: What the?!? [Dramatic Music] Me?!? Mr. Hankey: Well, I've got a long night ahead of me. The kids are in green leotards dancing about strangely. Mr. Hankey: Come on gang, don't fight. Wendy: You guys, look! Camel. Kyle: Well, sure. A group of kids are on stage. Kyle: Well, what could it be? Mr. Broslofski: Open this door! Mr. Broslofski: It is sick and disgusting, and we simply will not have it! Stan, you need to do something about friend, okay. [Laughter] [THE END?] Kyle: Wait, I may not have Santa, but I do have Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo. Kyle is in a padded cell. [Singing]Santa Claus is on his way, he's loaded goodies on his sleigh, drop 'em off on Christmas day, and I'll say howdy ho! Cartman: By Kyle, Happy Hannukuh. Kyle: It's a surprise. Kyle: Damn it! Cartman: Oh ho! Get all the lyrics to songs on Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics and join the Genius community of music scholars to learn the meaning behind the lyrics. Mr. Hankey appears in his coffee, only Kyle sees him. God Damn You! Mayor McDaniels: Anyway, I'll put together a crack team of my best workers to make sure this will be the most non-offensive ever, to any religious or minority group of any kind. Stan: Whoa. Sit on the toilet here he comes Howdy Ho! Kyle: Mookie stinks? Cartman: I don't know, but it sounds pretty sweet. Stan: Oh boy, here we go again. I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, I'd be merry, but I'm Hebrew, on Christmas. On Tuesday she's a bitch! Mr. Hankey: You should be wearing socks to sleep Kyle, you're gonna catch a cold. Mayor McDaniels: Okay people, we've got to turn this place around. [Laughter] Kyle: There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey. Kyle: No dude! Cartman: Yeh, we'll see you later Kyle. Kids: Uhhh. He might come to your town! He loves me, I love you Kyle: Mr. Hankey. Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho Chef. Mr. Garrison: Okay children, I'm really having a hard time with our Christmas play. One loser raises his hand. [Cut to Commercial] Mr. Broslofski: Now you go brush your teeth, and march into bed. Mr. Hankey: What's all the ruckus? Tree Hugger: All you bastards ruined Christmas! Singers: Sometimes He's runny Worker: Mayor's orders. Wendy: Yehhh. Sheila: Mr. Garrison, what the hell do you think you're doing? (happy, happy, happy, everybody's happy). Ike: Uh oh, the flames, uh oh. Counselor: No, get away from me! The toilet flushes. We can show everyone the true spirit of Christmas. Kyle: Well, not on purpose! Sometimes he's runny, Sometimes he's burnt, Sometimes he's practicality water. Sheila: Your father's right Kyle. Stan: You know, I learned something today. Christmas time has come. [THE END]. Kyle's father begins clapping Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! Kyle: Wait, you guys, he's alive. Mr Hankey, The Christmas Poo Small and Brown, he comes from you Sit on the toilet, here he comes Squeeze and tween your festive buns! Mom: Well, maybe this will help. Mr. Garrison: Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait. Cartman: How about we sing "Kyle's Mom is a Stupid Bitch, in D-minor?" Before we bring out the kiddies for the play, here's a non-offensive, non-denominational holiday song by the school chef. Sister: I wish daddy was still alive. [Cut to Commercial] Stop worryin' and being sad the state of the world, and for just one day say "ahh, the heck with it, let's sing and dance, and bake cookies." [Whistle] Traduction de « Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo » par South Park (OST), anglais → français Deutsch English Español Français Hungarian Italiano Nederlands Polski Português (Brasil) Română Svenska Türkçe Ελληνικά Български Русский Српски العربية فارسی 日本語 한국어 This should be great. Therefore, vicariously he loves you! What kind of sick weirdo are you? Stan: The whole town's pissed of at each other, it's really sweet. Cartman: How do you know? Mr. Hankey: Mmmmm. I'd sure like to teach him a lesson! Kyle: I can sing the Mr. Hankey song. Sheila: How about the Dreidel song, boobie? Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho! Kyle is peeking from behind a tree as the other kids visit Santa. [Auditorium] Having imaginary friends is fine Kyle, but this simply will not do! Okay, chair. Kyle: It's a boy. `Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday Kyle: We can too. But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve [Singing]Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, he loves me and I love you, therefore vicariously he loves you, even ... Mr. Garrison: You are the Jewish community! Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho. The Virgin Mary was sleeping When Angel Gabriel appeared. Kyle: Friends? Followers: Hallelujah! Ike is chasing his dreidel. I learned that Jewish people are okay, and that Hannakuh can be okay. Wendy: Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue. Kyle, is there anything you can do for the Christmas play that isn't related to Jesus? Stan steps out from offstage. Cartman: You're not gonna ride around on Santa's sleigh, cause you're a Jew, Kyle! In this way we can find out which words are least offensive for use in the holiday season. Mr. Hankey: Folks'll gather 'round the fire, sing a song that's from a choir, pretty soon they'll all retire and I'll say howdy ho! Kyle: I don't have a problem! Kenny succesfully unplugs the lights. Mr. Hankey: Not real? Kenny: Oooh. Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns Take down anything that is offensive to any specific group. [Counselor's Office] I'm going to say words and the computer will measure how offended you are by them. Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass Shot of baby eating what was Mr. Hankey. Mr. Hankey: Kyle. 1 Background 2 Trivia 3 Lyrics 4 References Mr. Hankey explains to his son, Cornwallis, that the circle of life is poo. Mr. Broslofski: Now you get to sleep and think about how your poor mother has to clean that bathroom up! Cartman: [One of the 3 wise men]Ohhhh. Mr. Broslofski: It wasn't our idea to take out Santa Claus. [South Park Elementary] Hankey’s Christmas Classics,” released on December 1, 1999. And wont fall in the toilet Kyle: Nobody believes in you, not even my friends! Jesus: Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me. Stan: Lights please. Cartman: On Monday she's a bitch! Jimbo: Get him in the ribs! I just can't wait to jingle your bells and fa la la your love. Mr. Garrison: Because it's Christmas. Just use this special Fecal Fishing Net and select your best Mr. Hankey. “The Most Offensive Song Ever” was a song, performed by Mr. Hankey and Kenny McCormick, for the 1999 album, “Mr. Santa: Howdy ho ho ho! Kyle: Go away Mr. Hankey. Christmas Time has come! Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo ( Γαλλικά μετάφραση) Καλλιτέχνης: South Park (OST) Τραγούδι: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo 4 μεταφράσεις Kyle: Yeh, we'll show them! Stan: That was sick dude! Sometimes he's firm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Kyle: Wait. [South Park Research Center] All contents related to Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Santa Claus, Jimmy, Iraq, Superman, elves, The Poo-Choo Express, Underpants Gnomes; The boys arrive at the North Pole and talk to Santa Claus. The fighting continues. Here we go. Nerd: Hmm. Wendy catches a snowflake. Mr. Broslofski: Kyle, what are you doing in there?!? Kyle gets caught with poo in … Now before I melt away. Townsman: [Singing]Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny, he can be brown or greenish-brown. Barbrady ponders for a moment. (Mmmmhmmm!) In, in your screwed up little head, he's the only friend you have. Stan: Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here. Nerd: Now this is very simple. Kyle: Mr. Hankey, no. The fighting continues. Talking poo is where I draw the line. Kyle: Mr. Hankey, shhh, I'll get in trouble. Mr Hankey - Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo Lyrics. Well shucks, if I weren't real could I sing this jolly Christmas song. He's coming! I am going straight to the mayor about you Mr. Garrison. Sheila: Our family doesn't celebrate Christmas. [Cut to Commercial] And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around Wendy: I believe in Mr. Hankey. Hankey Mr. - Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo Lyrics, Mary Chapin Carpenter - It's Ok to Be Sad Lyrics, DVBBS feat. Counselor: Right now you're nuttier than chinese chicken salad, okay. Barbrady stops a car. Mr. Garrison: Ohh, do you have to take the Christmas tree too? Cartman: You sick bastard!! She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, she's a mean ole bitch and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. Mr. Hankey: Ahhhh! [Music starts] Cartman: Goodbye Mr. Hankey. Crowd: Merry Christmas Kyle Broslofski! Kyle's mom's a bitch and smells a dirty too. Kyle: [Singing]Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, he loves me and I love you... [Screaming] Mr. Hankey: Say folks, gosh you sure do smell all nice and flowery. And be careful not to fall in that little pool below you Kenny, the shark for the third act is in there. [South Park Mental Hospital] Mr. Broslofski: Say it! Mr. Garrison: Could we get rid of all the Mexicans? Kenny has successfully retrieved the star. Kyle catches baby Jesus and grasps it by the head. Baby I'm gonna deck your halls and silent your night. Toilet: Helloooo. Where the hell did you go? Announcer: That's right kids, now you can make your very own Mr. Hankey. Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!" He can be brown or greenish brown Stan: Dude! Kyle: I told you not to call my mom a bitch Cartman! Revision as of 16:28, 21 November 2014 (view source) South park studios (talk | contribs) Cartman raises his hand. Are we ready? [POP!] Stan: This sucks dude. Cartman: Gross Kyle! Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho Kyle! The top of the turd falls over. Mr. Garrison: So. A video montage shows the life cycle of poo with images reminiscent of The Lion King. [Cut to Commercial] Crowd: Yehhhh! Kyle: Come on! Receptionist: Any allergies? Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! Christ. Kyle: What's going on you guys? Stan: Huh?!? Mr. Garrison: Rats. [Cheering] [Downtown South Park] Ike runs into a table, knocking the Menorah onto his head. Receptionist: Reason. My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity. A Metal cover of Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo from South Park "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" S03. [Auditorium] Mr. Garrison: Oh brother. I'm festively plump. Why? It is sung by Mr. Hankey in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas". Sheila: Kyle, that is enough! Chef: Howdy ho Mr. Hankey. Stan: Huh? Don't push your beliefs on me buddy. Difference between revisions of "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" Revision as of 16:20, 21 November 2014 (view source) South park studios (talk | contribs) ← Older edit. You'll hear the hair of angels sing when I'm sliding off your bra. Those are very, very dangerous. Chef: What? Counselor: So this must be a pretty hard time of year for you, being Christmas and all. Kenny: That is the sickest thing I've ever fuckin' seen. `Cause he's a piece of poo Kyle: Here he comes! Assistant: Ooh, brilliant idea mayor. Counselor: Mad enough to kill, Kyle? Kyle: Ehh .. It's snowing! Wendy: Ahhhhh! Kenny: Huh?!? Kyle: Hello everybody. Mr. Broslofski: What did you say?!? Stan: Wish Kyle was here, it just doesn't seem right without him. Kyle: I'm a clincally depressed fecalphiliac on Prozac. Cartman: Is this some kind of Jewish tradition?!? Original Songs. Kyle: Shut up Cartman! Cartman: Yeh, something feels...unfinished. Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? Mr. Hankey dives at Cartman, hitting him in the face. Toilet: Kyyyyle. Kyle: Nothing! Townswoman: Mayor, we are deeply offended by the Nativity scene in front of the capitol office. Sometimes he's nutty Sister: I love you too. Brother: Let's put the fez hat on him. I can make a Mr. Hankey too! The lights dim, leaving Stan in the spot light. She a big fat bitch! Kyle: No. Two persons lights go off. And loh the angel of the lord came upon them, and they were so afraid. Mr. Garrison is off stage directing the play. Kenny: That's nasty. Kyle: But dad, he always... You people focus so hard on the things wrong with Christmas that you've forgotten what's so right about it. [Dramatic Music] Fairlane, Dia Frampton & Synchronice - Butterflies - Synchronice Remix Lyrics. Stan: Christmas poo? Let's sing songs and dance and play Tree Huggers: And we must put a stop to the cutting down of Christmas trees. Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo Lyrics [South Park Elementary] A group of kids are on stage. Kyle: [As Joseph]Come on Mary, push! Cartman: Yeh, well I sneaked around my mom's closet too, and saw what I'm getting. Kyle: Dreidel dreidel dreidel I made you out of clay, dreidel dreidel dreidel, with dreidel I will play, second verse same as the first, dreidel dreidel dreidel I made you.... The piece of crap in Kyle's hands sits motionless. Mayor McDaniels: Excuse me? Kyle: Yeh. Then on Sunday just to be different she's a super kinkamayamaya be-atch! Church and State are separate. This is a live action commercial for Mr. Hankey. Officer Barbrady is directing traffic nearby. "The Circle of Poo" is a song parodying "The Circle of Life" and "We are One" from The Lion King. Sondr & Keelan Donovan - Swim Lyrics, RADWIMPS - Cocorononaca - Complete Version Lyrics, William Black feat. You need to hold the baby by the legs, not by the head. Announcer: And now, South Park Elementary presents The Happy Non-Offensive, Non-Denominational Christmas Play, with music and lyrics by New York minimalist composer Philip Glass. Nerd: Hmm. Sick! I'm not sane yet. Don't you see, this is the one time of year we're supposed to forget all the bad stuff. From episode "Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo" s01e09 South Park Kyle!!! [Auditorium] Lyrics for Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo by Early '50s recording by Cowboy Timmy. Sister: Now it's a Mrs. Hankey. Kyle: Is it illegal for Jews to eat Christmas snow? Jimbo: Oh, come on.... "Mr. Hankey must defend his character or lose everything that is important to him. Kyle shakes the turd. Announcer: Mr. Hankey play set comes with everything seen here. Kyle wanders as he's singing. You can break my heart if that means we can make love, cause if we don't. Mayor McDaniels: No Mr. Garrison, we cannot get rid of all the Mexicans. Are there any other suggestions? Crowd: Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, he loves me, I love you, he loves you! Mr. Garrison: Careful now Kenny. But all of those stories seem kind of... gay `Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns A present from down below Sometimes he's corny Nerd: Huh, bench. We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of... gay And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow Mom: Hey, where's Mr. Hankey. My friends won't let me join in any games. And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree, or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me. Kyle: Here, just look more closely at it. Townsman: Hey! The titular character even inspired a whole Christmas album which was released in December 1999, and the main theme tried to get to number one at Christmas in the UK. One persons lights go off. For born unto you this day in the Sea of ... David is a saviour. Stan: What's that? Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo Small and brown he comes from you Sit on the toilet here he comes Squeeze him between your festive buns A present from down below Spreading joy with a "howdy ho" He's seen the love inside of you Cuz' he's a piece of poo Sometimes he's nutty Sometimes he's corny He can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm) [Music stops] Sheila: Okay Kyle, we're leaving right now. Kenny: Woohoohoo. Brother: I made a Mariachi Mr. Hankey. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Lyrics South Park – Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. South Park Kids: [Singing]We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. [Kyle's Bedroom] The fighting continues. [Pop] The mayor clears her throat. Cartman: Ok, that does it, screw you guys I'm going home. Chef: Say, where's Kyle? He's seen the love inside of you Jimbo: And I'm sick and tired of those little flaps on coffee lids, if you don't want to spill your coffee then you shouldn't be driving with it. Jesus blows out the candles. But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve, he might come to your town. Kyle: Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, haven't you guys ever heard of it? Counselor: Now I also understand that you're Jewish, is that right Kyle? Stan: What's in the box dude? Mr. Hankey: Say, that sounds like a swell idea. Music: [Singing]Mr. Hankey Play Set. Did you just throw doodoo at Eric?!? Sheila takes out Mr. Broslofski with a chair. Wendy: It's fun. Dance! Townsman: Damn treehugger! Sheila: Listen to your father Kyle. Kyle: I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew. Mr. Garrison: So does anybody know any non-Santa or non-Jesus Christmas songs? I'm Trying! "Kyle's Mom's a Stupid Bitch" even made it into the theatrical film South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut.. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the South Park Elementary Holiday Experience. And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles, tell me please. Kyle: What's that? Kyle: [Singing]It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas. We have to go to the mall and tell Santa Claus what we want for Christmas. Kyle: Probably just another stupid dreidel anyway. Sheila: Oh, this could be such a wonderful Christmas play. When Christmas leaves he must leave too. Kyle: There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey. Counselor: And that must make you mad. Crowd: Yeh, yeh! He takes a sip of his coffee. Mr. Broslofski: Yeh. Mayor McDaniels: Okay people, clearly we need to reach a compromise. 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